Slipping into dreams I slept,
To wake up in the morn'.
Down the creaky stairs I crept,
Feeling sore and worn.
Much to my surprise I see,
My nose was not mistaken.
Someone went ahead and cooked,
A plate of precious bacon.
My stomach rumbled like a storm,
I went forth with delight.
But then I shed a single tear,
I woke up in the night.
